Public schooling. It is like shitting out vanilla extract mixed with cottage cheese through my mouth when I say those words. The texture is that of Ebola. Let that sink in. There are reasons. I will dissect one. let’s pretend you are capable for one moment of consistency. Again, pretend. I don’t expect much.
Teachers love to play the victims, yet they are all complicit in the murdering of your brain. 8 hours a day, sitting still, shoving authoritarian shit down your throat. Giving you answers to questions THEY put forth. That is not learning. That is training. Training for what? This great, glorious life where you are so free you have to lock yourself in a building with tons of other people trying to act just like you? So who is mimicking whom? So hard. Heroes, they are. Such an absolute sacrifice… bullshit. Want to know how I know? Who tests their performance? Do the kids ever get to grade their teachers? They’d almost all get fired.
Want to know how I know schools are one of the most dangerous places for a childs mind to exist? Because if a system is benevolent, you don’t need built-in protections from it. The chess board does not need an electric fence around it. The pieces do not need protection from the board. The players can leave anytime. No harm, no foul, nothing. Just play if you like, learn about yourself in the game if you want, or walk away at any time. Hell, you can even come back later and start all over or pick up where you left off. It is a pretty good measuring stick to tell if something is dangerous or not. Games are systems. Lots of other things are systems too.
If you require protections from a system, it is because it is inherently predatory. The system itself is so flawed, it requires protections against it if you are going to be engaging with it. There are parts or the system as a whole that inherently is shitty that make it thus. Inversely, there are tons and tons of systems that may be predatory but people have yet to design protections against. These either get placed in the dangerous category and people react accordingly, or they simply get discarded because people don’t tolerate their existence.
Again, to the brainwashing. But there is merit to the method here. What are unions for? To ensure the laborers have a better ability to stand against what is most likely a predatory system. In fact, throughout history, you pretty much knew there were people at the top attempting to screw every person they could if the company they ran had a union. Unions, in many ways (though not grassroots, and that is a different discussion) are an indication that the system upon which they are involved is shitty at the core. Or at least, the system has predatory tendencies, and the employees need something more than just their individual negotiating power to ensure stable and fair working conditions.
So for all you public school teachers out there, please go fuck yourself as hard as you can. Decades ago there were a few who were somewhat redeemable, but the number is so low its sad. The one gang member that didn’t join in the gangrape is not a good person for their non-involvement. They are crap because they hang around crap gangs.
Care about the kids, do ya? Sure. So where is their union? Where is their protection from the absolute horror and mind numbing brain matter melting drivel you pump down their throats? Where is their ability to stand up without being punished and exposing you for being absolute nunces while bullying a bunch of kids around?
Run the scenario you twats. Kid, 5th grade. Asks why he has to learn all this shit. So you can get a good job, they say. Why, says kid? So you can make money. Why do I need money? Did you tell the truth? Did you tell the kid the honest answer? So your parasite class representatives in your corrupt AF government can screw you for every dime you ever make. They will tax burden your productivity right into the shitcan, all the while telling you that they are fighting for your rights. And when you push back, your idiot indoctrinated friends are going to call you anti-something or other to try to shame you back onto the plantation. Because America.
So kid asks, if it is all about the money, and that is why I am here, making more is the goal, right? Then asks teacher- how much do you make? Teacher again is dishonest… I make more than I am worth because I don’t pump out people that are better than I am. People have not academically been improving. They are getting far worse and your local teacher still makes more each year and whines about it. So kid says he wants to make a million bucks a year minimum. Is there anyone in the entire school system doing that? NO.
You can’t teach what you don’t know. Every teacher thinks they know how to make other people successful, but they don’t. They don’t even know how to do more than the bare minimum themselves. And on top of that, most of them are so absolutely terrible at doing anything that they went back to the same shithole they came from because they couldn’t figure out how to do anything more than 12th grade for life.
That is not a hero. That is a disgrace. You people have all the power over children for 12 years nonstop, and the best you can do is create a human product that can’t inherently bring value to themselves without having to be trained in at some douche canoe corportation. That is not teaching, that is failing hard.
Want to argue about it? Go ahead. Look at yourself in the mirror. Start arguing. Tell yourself again how much you care about this same rinse and repeat bullshit. You are part of a system that you yourself have a protective shield called a union around you. So go fuck the f out of your minds. The kids are forced to deal with you. They don’t have a union. They have nothing with any teeth in it to push back against your overly boring bullshit methods and lying bullshit ways.
Yea, it’s a rant this time. And I go hard. But there is the old addage of ‘just doing my job, therefore I am not the guilty one’. How’d that work out for those that lost the war? Your bullshit excuses only work as long as you are in power.
Enjoy. For those of you who aren’t teachers in the public system, enjoy life. Live guilt free. Change and challenge yourself. Then do it all over.
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